Here's how negotiations with Iran should have gone:
Free World: You are developing nuclear weapons. Stop it & hand over the weapon material.
Iran: No, we are not.
Free World: We know you are, and have found your secret undisclosed nuclear bases.
Iran: No, we built that fortified factory under a mountain to produce goat cheese.
Free World: Hand over the nuclear weapon material, or we will take it from you.
Iran: If you like your goat cheese, you can get your goat cheese.
Free World: We are coming to take the nuclear weapons from you. Goodbye.
Iran: OK, here's the nuclear weapon stuff.
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