Here's how negotiations with Iran should have gone:
Free World: You are developing nuclear weapons. Stop it & hand over the weapon material.
Iran: No, we are not.
Free World: We know you are, and have found your secret undisclosed nuclear bases.
Iran: No, we built that fortified factory under a mountain to produce goat cheese.
Free World: Hand over the nuclear weapon material, or we will take it from you.
Iran: If you like your goat cheese, you can get your goat cheese.
Free World: We are coming to take the nuclear weapons from you. Goodbye.
Iran: OK, here's the nuclear weapon stuff.
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Friday, July 10, 2015
Everything you need to know about 2015 Pan Am/Parapan Am Games
I was going to leave a blank page originally, then I thought that would be confusing. So here is everything I could find that was remotely interesting about the Pan Am/Parapan Am Games 2015.
They are being held around the Greater Toronto Area. In July.
The mascot is a rainbow tinged porcupine.
A new velodrome has been built in the middle of nowhere.
A big swimming pool has been built somewhere.
A new 24,000 seat stadium has been built and has 212 parking spaces.
There's a BMX track in a park. BMX is when people ride bikes that are too small for them, they pedal furiously and try to fly off ramps. City has been crying out for a BMX
Ontario taxpayers paid $10.6 million to cover the travel costs of athletes actually coming, otherwise they wouldn't have bothered.
I have met 2 people who have bought tickets. Actually bought tickets and paid real money, as opposed to those who have been given them for free by Members of the Provincial Parliament or local councillors.
N.B. "For free" actually means the Ontario taxpayers have paid for those tickets.
That's all folks.
They are being held around the Greater Toronto Area. In July.
The mascot is a rainbow tinged porcupine.
A new velodrome has been built in the middle of nowhere.
A big swimming pool has been built somewhere.
A new 24,000 seat stadium has been built and has 212 parking spaces.
There's a BMX track in a park. BMX is when people ride bikes that are too small for them, they pedal furiously and try to fly off ramps. City has been crying out for a BMX
Ontario taxpayers paid $10.6 million to cover the travel costs of athletes actually coming, otherwise they wouldn't have bothered.
I have met 2 people who have bought tickets. Actually bought tickets and paid real money, as opposed to those who have been given them for free by Members of the Provincial Parliament or local councillors.
N.B. "For free" actually means the Ontario taxpayers have paid for those tickets.
That's all folks.
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