I would like to confirm my understanding that the England team for its biggest match since the World Cup, at home, consists of a 4-5-1 formation. I would also like confirmation that the reports are correct in asserting that the outstanding lone striker playing up front is the immensely talented Peter Crouch (reported in an alternative universe more accurately as, "reports assert that the standing about lone stinker wandering aimlessly up front is the immense Peter Crotch, which is where SWP reaches on him") . What a courageous move, to play for a draw at best.
As usual, the Keystone Cop Duo of Lampard and Gerard will dominate midfield, whilst trying to avoid injuring each another. Other than Derby, I would think that any Premiership team should be able to beat tonight's England team at least 8 out of 10 times. Does Mclaren not like his job? Is he trying to be fired? How much money does he have on him being fired? Was he involved in Diana's assasination? Or just JFK's?
So the tactics are to stuff the midfield to prevent Croatia from playing football as it should be, and to kick the ball at Crotch's head in the hope that it will deflect in. Can I now get a UEFA coaching license from the Post Office, if they have not lost them?
Come on England!
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